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Chuck Norris gives fark.com a boner
Posted on Tuesday, January 10 @ 09:30:53 PST by Red
Humor One of the Farkers posted a link to a statement on Chuck Norris's web site earlier today. Hilarity of retarculous proportions ensued.

You have got to read the comment thread just to see the Chuckisms. It's a classic in the making...

Chuck Norris doesn't plug books. He kicks the knowledge into your head.

Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Mr. T walk into a bar. It explodes with the power of twelve suns from the awesomeness.

Every time God masturbates, Chuck Norris kills a lion.

Chuck Norris' sense of humor is surpassed only by his ability to act.

Chuck Norris went through puberty before his dad did.

Chuck Norris didn't create evil. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Good so hard that it spat evil.

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