Drugga'z Lay

An Orkish Sex Story

By Dark Lord Eric


NOTE: Drugga is one of Eric's creations for the Moogle War, which took place on the Final Fantasy Mailing List. Think big, huge, ugly, wrinkled, hairy ork, and I guess you've got a reasonable picture of Drugga. ^_~



"Wot? Fired? 'ow cum?"

Drugga was awestruck.

"'ve bin' werkin' at dis place 'fer yers. Wai 'm ah fired?"

"Because, Drugga," began his ex-boss, Mr. Greenswatch, "Several of the secretaries have filed sexual harassment cases on you."

"'Ey!" yelled Drugga. "'f deys dun' wanna 'ave guys lookin' dun their shirtz they oughta wear tighter shirtz!"

"Drugga..." said his boss. "You're the only person in the office that tried to undress someone. You're fired."

Rage filled Drugga's eyes as these words came across. With inhuman strength he threw Mr. Greenswatch's desk over, pinning him under it. He then kicked his boss in the head until he was obviously unconscious and stormed out the door. He marched into the office, sent a mean glare to the woman who convicted him, gathered his things off his desk, urinated on his desk and left the building.

He stormed down the street, getting odd looks from everyone (most people on this side of the planet had never seen an actual ork) until he reached his apartment. Unlocking the door, he walked in, slammed it behind him, dumped his things on the floor, sat on the couch and scratched himself.

He was still sitting there, watching soap operas when his roommate came home hours later. Elisa Daligua, who provided the main income for the apartment as Drugga had a hard time keeping a job for over a week.

"Hi Druggey," she yelled. "You're home early. Fired again?"

"Shaddup," grumbled Drugga. "These goddamn 'umiez, thinkin' 'der all so big 'n tough. Ah odda kick 'der asses..."

"What you really oughta do is just go home," said Elisa.

"Ah can't. Ah chekked all da travell plases 'n nunuvdem go anyware near 'ome. An' ah can't find ah stinkin' map of da place either!" he grumbled.

This sad tale began several months before, when Drugga, his prisoner Elisa and several of 'is ork buddies decided to set sail back to Drugga's home. However, a storm sent the ship to the deep, and Drugga and Elisa woke up on this continent, unable to get to Drugga's homeland. They had since tried to make a living for themselves in this strange land.

Elisa partially stayed with Drugga because he had developed into her friend and partially because no man here could really compare with his physique. Unlike the majority of women around these parts, Elisa didn't really care that her chosen companion couldn't hold down a job, that he spent most of his time in front of the TV and that he spent their savings trying to import some "Fungus Beer," which he now drank compulsively.

"So, 'ow wuz yer day?" he belched.

"Could be worse," she sighed. She sat down beside him and kicked off her shoes. She put her hand on his knee and he grunted.

They sat there for a few hours, just watching TV. After awhile that got boring, however, and Drugga decided he would go take a nap. After he was gone, Elisa watched another half hour of TV, then decided she'd go join him. She entered the room, and fell back from the roar of Drugga's snoring. She stepped in, and began to undress. As she pulled off her blouse, Drugga caught a scent of her perfume. He darted up.

"'oo's fukin' a skunk 'n here?" he yelled. He then saw her. "Oh." He sat up. "Uhh...serry 'bout da skunk c'mment."

She smiled.

"Accepted," she chuckled.

Drugga then got up and stepped in front of her. With no sense of charm he grasped the front of her bra and tore it off. She smirked.

"Rough, as always."

Drugga grinned. Nice, round breasts. Medium-sized, not very hairy like his own kind. He liked a bit of change once in awhile.

She grabbed the back of her skirt and unzipped it. It dropped to the floor. She lowered her panties in a slower fashion, revealing her brown fuzz overlapping her chasm.

Drugga's hard-on stood out magnificently. Gigantic in size, she clasped it with her hand and smiled.

"I like."

She then ducked down and dabbed the tip of it with a little saliva. Drugga grunted in approval. She then ran her tongue around the nob, then all around his shaft. She then nibbled the end. Drugga growled softly, to be best described. She then grasped the cock in her mouth, running her tongue all around it and sucking softly. Drugga grasped her head and rammed his shaft further in, and she took a heavy breath from her nose and began sucking like she was trying to get a marble through a straw. Drugga began to buck his hips a bit, and then tensed. Hot fluids filled her mouth, which she swallowed to the best of her ability. She then let go and took a deep breath.

Drugga gave her a moment, then picked her up at the waist and threw her on the bed. She giggled, enjoying herself. He rolled her onto her stomach and she soon felt his shaft penetrating her backside. Drugga ground his hips into her cheeks as she let out a cheer/screech. Sweat began to glisten down her back. She felt a hot rush inside her. She let out a moan like a dog's howl. Finally, he withdrew.

"Waaagh," he grunted, as he rolled her over.

Although she was getting used to this, she was already tired. But once he got going, he wouldn't stop. He spread her legs open and entered her pussy. She drew quick breaths as he thrust in and out. She yelped a few times, felt another hot rush inside her and soon after felt her own fluids on her hips.

Drugga then rolled over. He grabbed one of her nipples and began playing around with it. She moaned.

"Ya know," he grunted. "Ah jus' may be able ta get back 'ome. Ah figer itz east uv 'ere. Ah'll jus' steal a boat 'n..."

"Later hon, later," gasped Elisa, as she rolled onto him and rode the night away...



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