Ch. 6: Figaro Fun

By Schala


It was dusk when Terra and Locke saw the gray figure of Figaro Castle ahead of them. "Not far now," Locke said with a grin, glancing at the woman.

Terra was glad. It had been hours since they first stepped onto the desert, and the constant slogging through the soft sands had tired her out. She reached over with one hand and massaged her shoulder, wincing as she did so. "Good," she said with a sigh. "I'm so tired, I could fall asleep right here."

Locke grinned again. "Come on, now!" he encouraged.

The heat waves weren't as strong now as they had been, but it was still enough to blur the path ahead. Slowly, their vision cleared as they approached the castle, and one of the figureless blobs formed into the distinct shape of a Figaro sentry.

The sentry peered at them suspiciously. The approaching travelers' clothes and hair were in disarray; they had obviously been traveling for some time. "Stop right there!" he commanded, barring the doorway as they made their way up the steps. Then the man's glance fell on Locke, and his eyes lit up with recognition. "Hey, it's you! You may proceed."

The guard shifted his glance to Locke's companion, and his eyes widened slightly. Locke was the last person he'd expect to have a woman in tow, and the sentry looked her over carefully. She had a fine figure, that was sure. Her dress was partly undone to try and give her some relief from the desert heat, also giving him a fine view down her cleavage as she climbed up the stairs.

Locke pushed open the doors to the castle with the guard's help. Terra passed through, smiling and nodding at the man in thanks. Locke followed her, and the doors banged shut behind them.

The sentry's gaze lingered on the closed doors, thinking of the woman. He grinned. "Well now...looks like some people are gonna have a lot of fun tonight!"

And his laughter rang out into the shifting sands of the Figaro desert.

Inside, the grandeur of the palace was rather awesome, especially to someone like Terra, who wasn't quite sure what to expect. The monotony of the stone walls was broken every so often by a golden lamp or a beautiful picture tapestry. A red carpet ran right down the center of the hall.

Locke saw the woman's awestruck expression and smiled. "Looks pretty amazing, doesn't it?" he said. "I'll tell you now, though, things might seems a bit...strange...later on."

"What do you mean?"

"You'll see."

They entered the throne room, where the Chancellor, dressed in green velvet, awaited them. He nodded to Locke and disappeared into a room, reappearing after a few minutes.

"King Edgar Roni Figaro," the Chancellor announced.

Terra wasn't sure whether to bow or kneel, but since Locke was standing there so carelessly, she merely straightened her back and stood at attention.

Not that anything she might have done would have prepared her for the sight that greeted her eyes. King Edgar swept in, marched to the throne, pushed back his blue cape, and sat down -- and Terra saw that the cape was the only thing he wore.

Her eyes widened. "You *must* be joking!" she whispered fiercely to Locke.

"Shh," he whispered back, trying to keep the laughter out of his voice, knowing quite well what her reaction was.

Terra turned away slightly, a bit embarrassed, but also feeling it would be bad manners to completely ignore the king -- the *king*, for crying out loud! Besides, she also couldn't help from looking at him. She had to admit, Edgar was a rather well-built man, more so than Locke. His body had just enough definition to it to make him sleek, compared to Locke's skinnier arms. But -- she glanced at his torso, then quickly looked away -- he was admittedly lacking in other departments. She wondered how it would be like to have Edgar, with his small.... instrument....in bed.

Then she shook her head and wondered *why* she was thinking that.

Meanwhile, Locke had approached the throne, apparently oblivious to the king's lack of clothing, and they exchanged a few whispers. Edgar nodded and said out loud, "You mean, *this* young woman...?" He trailed off and marched up to her.

The woman blinked, her eyes refocusing. She'd been so engrossed in her thoughts that she was completely startled to suddenly find the king standing right in front of her, staring down at her with a leering smile on his face. She took a step back, alarmed. "Who...who do you think you are??" she asked incredulously, forgetting her manners around royalty.

Edgar laughed. "I am King Edgar, my dear lady," he announced. "Master designer of machinery, at your service." He bowed with a flourish.

Locke came to stand beside him. "Surprised someone like me knows a king?" he said. The two men grinned at each other, then Locke turned back to Terra. "I have to see to some stuff now. I'll be back soon." He hurried off.

Things were moving just a bit too fast, and Terra's head was in a whirl. But she didn't have time to orient herself. Edgar swept around and sat back on his throne. "So!" the king said heartily. "Locke tells me you're an Imperial soldier. No problem. The Empire and Figaro are allies!"

She was by now completely confused. Not only that, she thought Edgar was off his rocker. She wondered again what kind of king this was, and how Locke could even think this wacko could help...or what his motives were. "Look...why are you helping me?" she finally asked. She remembered the rest of the men. "Is it because of my...abilities?"

He laughed. He stood up once more and walked slowly toward her as he continued. "I'll give you three reasons. First of all, your beauty has captivated me....Second, I'm dying to know if I'm your type..." Edgar stood in front of her, and his eyes became a bit darker. He looked her over slowly, carefully, and Terra felt her heart thump. She was getting to recognize that certain look on men's faces, which told her their thoughts weren't exactly the most pure. She forced herself to look at his face and not drop her gaze. She knew quite well what she would find down *there*.

"I guess your...abilities...would be a distant third," he said huskily. His stress on the word "abilities" was subtle, coming out as mere breaths of air. "Although I will say...I have heard of your...marvelous abilities." Edgar's eyebrow twitched, and the corners of his mouth turned up slightly. Terra stared up at him.

"Feel free to roam the castle or to...rest," he continued. He smiled a bit more. "And don't worry. It's not in my blood to...harm a lady."

Terra was somehow bemused by that, and suddenly the spell was broken. She stepped back with a smile and shake of her head. "What's with you, anyway?"

He winked. "Nothing at all. In fact..." with a gesture, he cleared the guards and Chancellor out of the room, "...would you like a tour of my castle?"

She blinked. "Umm...certainly," she replied. Then, catching herself, she quickly added, "Your majesty."

But Edgar laughed. "No need to be so formal. 'Edgar' will do." He proffered his arm. Terra, a bit taken aback, slipped her arm in his timidly, and he led her around almost like a father.

It was a strange tour. The king whisked her from room to room so that she barely had time to look around. She did see, however, that each chamber was sparsely though richly furnished. Plush carpets, portraits painted by masters, exquisitely carved decor.

What was strange, though, was the lack of guards. She could have sworn she passed several before their audience with the king. Now, they were nowhere to be found. Also, she could barely make out eerie moaning noises that brushed by on the wind. The desolate ambiance this created made her spine shiver.

"So, what do you do here?" Terra asked.

The king smiled. "Simple. We manufacture delicate machinery here. Very delicate. Among other things, I'm the head designer...and one of the main testers." He said this with such a silly grin that she wondered what he was up to.

"What kind of machinery?"

"You'll see."

Terra was beginning to hate that phrase, especially uttered by Edgar. Why couldn't anyone just *tell* her things? She had the feeling she wasn't going to like what she was about to find out.

They went into the basement where the criminals' cells were. Two guards patrolled the basement. Four cells were occupied, with each prisoner shouting obscenities and threats at the king.

"You'll never get away with this, damn you! Uuuuggghh..."

"This can't continue! You'll wear everyone out before you know it!"

"You got other people for your sick fantasies!"

"What's going on with them?" Terra asked.

"These criminals have been terrorizing Figaro. You'd best stay away from them!" one guard warned.

Terra looked at each criminal, somewhat fascinated. While she was staring, Edgar guided her to a corner of the room and pulled aside a curtain to reveal a hidden door. As he was unlocking the door, the prisoners suddenly burst out in a jeering cacophony that made no sense.

"Frosh mate..."

"Fresh mite..."

"Flesh meet..."

Edgar opened the door and pulled her through. Just before the door slammed shut, Terra realized what they had been saying:

"Fresh meat."



Ch. 7: Introduction to Technology

Return to the trees in the Lemon Grove

Some dubious thanks ^_~ go to Dark Lord Eric for some suggestions for the character of Edgar

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This lemon last tasted by the Grovekeeper on Aug. 30, 2001
All chapters © Schala 2000