SATURDAY, 10/7/2000, 12:48pm HST by Penfold
The "Working on the Celery2" Edition

Was working on the Celery2 box today, 566 celeron, alpha pep66, and asus p3v4x. How high did it OC? Check it out in our forum here.

I mean, the leader of the most powerful nation in the world and he gets busted with her. Clinton is giving Democrats a bad name, at least JFK was messing around with a bad ass movie star.

SATURDAY, 10/7/2000, 10:30am HST by Raul

- Men, again

So I've been thinking, and maybe I have to re-evaluate my stance on Jones' H-men. Perhaps Jones was thinking, hey, most likely we are going to get creamed this year, so why drag the Rainbow name through the mud like that, a season after the biggest turnaround in NCAA history? And if we can make money in the process, why the heck not?

How diabolical, yet in a way brilliant. Maybe it was a supreme bit of misdirection. The Rainbows' last season was one of its best, and and the Warrior name can now take the flack for the suck season they are bound to have this year. Still, despite the 41-21 beating the Warriors took today, there were moments. It would be a sincere shame if they were to go winless this season. The luck's gotta fall in their favor at least once this season. I guess the question is, when? Wouldn't it be ironic if the only win they came away with was against Wisconsin? ;)

Stop the madness! The French are in on the hands-free cellular act. Gotta love the face this guy is making. Thanks again to HardOCP.

I don't even know if this should be legal. Scanning your cat. And I thought I was weird for scanning someone's face.

Noooooooo! My eyes! My eyes!

NEW YORK (Reuters) -- Paula Jones, whose sexual harassment lawsuit led to President Clinton's impeachment by the U.S. House of Representatives, will feature in a nude spread in the magazine, Penthouse, a newspaper reported.

Time to get off my ass and start wrenchin' ...

FRIDAY, 10/6/2000, 6:8pm HST by Penfold
The "Penfold Posting from Raul's Computer" Edition

Ah, yes, just like the good old days. Instead of contributing soft money to you favorite political party, why not just buy the votes. Check it out here. The most valuable votes are Michigan's, while the Hawaii's votes ain't worth shit.

Budget Handsfree Cellular

Stolen from Kyle at [H]ardocp:

I have recently developed a new hands free cellular phone technology that is taking the market by storm. Because all of you are my friends I am going to allow you to obtain one of these babies for yourself at the rock bottom price of $29.95 each. This wonderful accessory will work with all brands of cellular phones on the market today. The reason this is such a huge breakthrough is the pending legislation in Congress that would ban cellular phone usage in automobiles unless they were hands free. Let me know, as soon as possible, if you want to obtain one (or more) of these accessories before we are completely sold out. It may be a couple of months before our next shipment arrives from the factory. I have attached a photo showing you how elegant and sleek this device is. I look forward to hearing from you real soon.

Better Hide the Pr0n

Sex-crazed bankers at Deutschebank in London have been given the boot for downloading porn from the Web.

Ten wan, er sorry, workers, of unspecified gender or species, have been suspended following an audit of internal emails. The number of hairy-palmed ex-employees may increase as the investigation proceeds, warn Security Staff.

And You Thought ICQ was Bad

The 25-year-old apparently drove at night and spent his daylight hours frantically sending short message services (SMS) on his mobile phone. He got to the point where he was sending an average of 217 text snippets per day. Meanwhile, his quarterly mobile phone quintupled to 12,000 Crowns (£967) - affordable on his Danish driver's salary

Read about GW Bush's plan to reduce drugs in the United States here.
BTW, this joke was originally about Marion Barry.

This guy stayed up for 104 hours. See the full story here.

THURSDAY, 10/5/2000, 3:30pm HST by Raul
The "Penfold is slacking and using work as an excuse" edition

The new SETI@home client (version 3.0) is out. Download it here. It uses some different analysis algorithms so you may notice longer processing times per block. FYI: If you run SETI minimized on the task bar (using "analaysis runs all the time") or if you set the SETI screensaver to blank after a few minutes, your processing times will drop significantly -- sometimes more than 50%! With the graphic client on, I was processing a block in 13-14 hours, now it takes 6-7 hours.

From what I hear, the Mac client also benefits from the screen-blanking option. C'mon you slackers, join the team and get crunching. You know who you are.

NVIDIA has released a new official driver, version 6.31, for RIVA/TNT/Geforce chips. Download here.

On a similar note, the Netscape 6 final beta is out. Although I have been having trouble with Nutscrape recently, since I upgraded to IE 5.5, I have had many lockups, so I just may try this one out.

Time to call Steve Irwin

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (Reuters) -- A trailer truck loaded with dead alligators overturned and spilled its cargo on a busy Florida highway on Wednesday, forcing police to close one lane while workers retrieved scattered gator carcasses.

Remote control

STOCKHOLM (Reuters) -- A Swedish newspaper is offering Internet-crazy Swedes the chance to go elk hunting via their computer screens.

That lovin' feelin'

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. He's at it again.

Everyone's favourite cyberchump, professor Kevin Warwick, plans to implant himself and his long-suffering wife Irena with chips enabling them to transmit and receive signals from each other's nervous systems. Kev says the £250,000 microchips will enable them to literally feel what the other is feeling.

Okay I got off my ass and finally put up Tokenasians.com's first truly interactive feature: the forum. Go post. If you aren't illiterate, that is.

WEDENSDAY, 10/4/2000, 7:58am HST by Penfold
The "No New Content" Edition

No real new content from me this morning. There is a new cartoon of the moment and to the prize winners, you'd better claim your prizes before the webmasters get hungry one day and spend them.

WEDNESDAY, 10/4/2000, 1:00am HST by Raul

The results are up. Click on the banner above or click here.

Can't get enough of horny deer? Check this out. Thanks to the Lemur.

I don't know why I watch this stuff, it is completely mindless, rude and vulgar. Not to mention, it is downright strange. So go check out the new episodes of Mr. Wong on Icebox.

For all you little car guys. A sneak peek at the new Mini Cooper, unveiled in France recently.

Yzerman injured

DETROIT (Reuters) -- Detroit Red Wings longtime captain Steve Yzerman will miss the team's first two regular season games due to a sprained right knee.

TUESDAY, 10/3/2000, 1:00pm HST by Penfold
The "Penfold, Raul, and Yoshi the Dino are all Off Today" Edition

Mustangworld.com has some new shots of the 2001 Mustang from Ford. Very retro looking rim. Check out all the pics here.

Recently spied these new action figures by Train Up a Child. IMHO, the black Jesus looks more like an Arab Jesus, which would be more historically accurate than the blond hair, blue eyed Jesus. See the official Tokenasians Jesus on the far right.

You know that male dog that's always trying to hump your leg. This poor farmer got the short end of the antler in this incident. Read the full story here. Be happy that none of your friends or neighbors own any deer.

TUESDAY, 10/3/2000, 3:00am HST by Raul

The latest project. Just a sneak peek. Still needs a lot of work.

Added Guillemot 3D Blaster to FOR SALE page.

MONDAY, 10/2/2000, 11:00pm HST by Raul

Uh huh, you know it. It's in and it's alive. Just picked up my Annihilator 2 today. I have to say, this card is FAR pickier about various setup issues than my old Geforce. It is, however, blazingly fast. However, this speed is most apparent on first-person 3D games that are heavy polygon hogs. As if you didn't know that already. Anyway, stop by sometime if you want to witness the madness.

For those of you who were amused by the last cat-in-the-box posting, here are the others: 1 2

Must be the vibrating battery

BERLIN (Reuters) -- More Germans switch their mobile phones off at the movie theater than during sex, a poll shows.

Only 45 percent of the 621 people questioned by opinion pollsters for the magazine Focus switched their mobiles off during sex, while 58 percent did so at the movies.

About a quarter preferred not to be disturbed by their "Handys" -- as mobile phones are called in Germany -- while eating at home, while 46 percent switched off when visiting bars or restaurants.

Napster lives on

SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) -- Controversial song-swap company Napster Inc. seemed to strike an upbeat chord in federal appeals court on Monday as a three-judge panel decided to allow the popular service to continue, pending further deliberations.

MONDAY, 10/2/2000, 2:30am HST by Raul

HardOCP has been running a little "Pussy in a Box" contest for fun. Check here for one of the better entries.

Yes, that is exactly what you think it is. A wheeled penis. Now check out Shagnasty's Penis Owner's Manual. Thanks to the Lemur for this one.

More later.

SUNDAY, 10/1/2000, 2:58pm HST by Penfold
The "Going on the Temple Valley LauLau Mission" Edition

This is actually quite old, but read an interview with Asia Carrera here from Steve at Hypothermia. Don't know who Asia is, yeah right, I believe you, no really, I do believe you. Read about Asia's pink box here.

Reading that last interview with Asia Carrera and your boss/girlfriend/lover/whoever walked in. Instead of trying to deny know who Asia Carrea is (you don't know, yeah right), check out the review of this neat little program by Panicware over here. You can get it straight from our server here.