Feel somewhat lazy tonight, I'm going to post everything in one post.

Nut sack dance, reminds me of Koni.

Wanted: Voyeurs for sex trade show.

Lesbian name generator, and

Foul language in many different languages, a.k.a. How to Swear in Twenty Zillion Languages.

THURSDAY, 2/7/2002, 1:45am HST by Raul

Nvidia has officially launched Geforce 4. While it's mostly an improvement on the Geforce 3 design, the changes result a truly substantial increase in power. The raw pixel pushing performance is off the hook, and high-resolution AA performance is bonkers (yes, I used the word "bonkers"). Still, though, the antialiasing implementation is not universal and relies on software. But clearly, there can be no more argument about the large hardware component to Nvidia's AA offerings. Either way, this card has ridiculous amounts of muscle and even the MX model looks dope. Get the lowdown and the benchmarks from our favorite hardware sites, Firingsquids and [H]ardOCP.

A while back, I posted a link to Star Wars via Telnet, but it didn't work on my telnet client. Yesterday a co-worker informed me that the problem was actually on the server's side, and it was fixed. Sure enough, it works now, so you Windows folk can now see Telnet Star Wars in all its glory ...

Let it be known that Sexylosers.com has gone down. I am not going to link directly to it because it now points to a heinous pr0n-ad nightmare. For those that didn't know, Sexylosers was the former Thin H Line. Heads-up from Tef.

Crashing

IN the end, the greatest security force of them all was no match for the greatest gate crasher.

Dion Rich, 72, was back home in southern California yesterday, fresh from his Super Bowl victory. For the 35th time, Rich was able to sneak into the Super Bowl and this year Rich easily bypassed all the extra security.

WEDNESDAY, 2/6/2002, 11:Ish pm HST by Penfold

Detroit got schooled.

Fried chicken

HARRISBURG, Pa. -- A supermarket advertised a sale on fried chicken in honour of Black History Month, prompting the company to issue an apology after a customer complained.

I guess this was going to come up eventually, Lucasfilms says that they didn't authorize all those Enron names.

WEDNESDAY, 2/6/2002, 1:50pm HST by Raul

Better late than never, I suppose. Grab the Ghost Recon patch #1 here. Now. Servers being mercilessly hammered as we speak (33MB!).

Here's a primer on proper email address munging. What's munging? Well it's inserting things into a publicly posted email address that renders automated spam harvesters unable to collect a useable address. You've seen it before ... "dude@flexNOFUCKINGSPAM.com"

This is somewhat irreverent, but funny in that special Brit way: George Harrison meets his bandmates in the afterlife.

MONDAY, 2/4/2002, 11:Ish pm HST by Penfold

Nuts good.

See what on-demand commercial streaming video could be like. How they get away with the copyright violations is beyond me.

More movie linkage, Movie-mistakes.com

How accurately can you model a real gun in Lego.

Strange new game using google, called googlewhacking. Put two words in google and try to get only one match.

The Dominator, Lord Byron, the Czech Magnet, and lots of other goalie nicknames here.

MONDAY, 2/4/2002, 12:30pm HST by Raul

"Jaromir Jagr dressed as a woman in the Czech republic during the 1999 offseason ..." Yes, we have the goods.

Not sure why, but the Beezer, Devils goalie John Vanbiesbrouck, is un-retiring.

And here's the story of Chicken Parm straight from the mouth of the man who invented it. Also, some other interesting hockey commentary including a bit on Five for Fighting.

Leave it up to Tef to submit something like this: Is this the best name ever or what? Strange but apparently true. There's one person who probably wishes Al Gore never invented the Internet.

Well unless you were under a rock at the bottom of the ocean yesterday, you know that the Rams blew it and the Patriots stepped up to complete a (suspiciously appropriate) upset in the Superbowl. I feel a bit bad, but I just can't celebrate for the Pats. Even though they put together a great game and got the job done, they had no business playing in the Superbowl. Any team in pro sports can beat another team on any given day. I just don't think the Pats should have had that chance.

Every time I see an interview with a Patriot, I just can't get that thought out of my mind.

Along the lines of the AD&D stats generator is the Alignment Test. I'm Chaotic Good.

Where's that damn GR patch?

SUNDAY, 2/3/2002, 11:Ish pm HST by Penfold

I promise, I had more content then this for tonight.

Hockey times

Hockey times for the week of 2/3/02.

• ETVP-61 Mon, Feb 4, 2002 12:00 AM "Hollywood All-Stars: NHL Celebrity Hockey Challenge"
• FSWH-41 Mon, Feb 4, 2002 5:30 PM "Philadelphia Flyers at Los Angeles Kings"
• ESPN-22 Wed, Feb 6, 2002 8:30 AM "NHL Young-Stars Game"
• ESPN-22 Wed, Feb 6, 2002 9:30 AM "NHL All-Star Super Skills Challenge"
• ESPN-22 Wed, Feb 6, 2002 3:00 PM "New York Rangers at Detroit Red Wings"
• ESPN-22 Wed, Feb 6, 2002 10:00 PM "New York Rangers at Detroit Red Wings"
• ESPN2-21 Thu, Feb 7, 2002 2:30 PM "Edmonton Oilers at St. Louis Blues"
• ESPN2-21 Thu, Feb 7, 2002 5:30 PM "Carolina Hurricanes at Los Angeles Kings"
• FSWH-41 Thu, Feb 7, 2002 5:30 PM "Carolina Hurricanes at Los Angeles Kings"
• ESPN2-21 Thu, Feb 7, 2002 11:00 PM "Edmonton Oilers at St. Louis Blues"
• ETVP-61 Fri, Feb 8, 2002 1:00 PM "Hollywood All-Stars: NHL Celebrity Hockey Challenge "
• FSWH-41 Fri, Feb 8, 2002 4:00 PM "Los Angeles Kings at Phoenix Coyotes"
• FOXW2-42 Fri, Feb 8, 2002 5:30 PM "Carolina Hurricanes at Anaheim Mighty Ducks"
• ESPN2-21 Sat, Feb 9, 2002 2:00 PM "Philadelphia Flyers at St. Louis Blues"
• ESPN2-21 Sat, Feb 9, 2002 5:00 PM "Chicago Blackhawks at Colorado Avalanche"
• ESPN2-21 Sat, Feb 9, 2002 11:00 PM "Philadelphia Flyers at St. Louis Blues"