For the time when one at a time won't do, the gattling rubber band gun.

A movie about the life of a truely hardcore Street Fighter player.

Here to lay the smack down on you noodle asses.

Bought by Mei Li's Mom

A pretty good flash movie of the game Max Payne.

More Cleo scandal

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. -- A birth certificate obtained by the state shows the woman marketed on cable television as Jamaican psychic Miss Cleo was actually born in Los Angeles, the daughter of American parents.

Cover your ears when Attorney General John Ashcroft sings.

Submitted by Elise

This restaurant doesn't just sell a two and a three pounder burger, but also a six pound hamburger.

WEDNESDAY, 3/13/2002, 4:30pm HST by Raul

I'm heading off on vacation until next week Tuesday so you'll be seeing little of me here. Also, the gallery has been updated with three trips' worth of pictures from Penfold.

Minolta has released an update to its Dimage 7 camera, the Dimage 7i. The new model claims additions such as a rubberized grip, a microphone for the video record mode, faster focusing and better battery management. All in all, while I would never buy a Dimage (I hate EVFs), Minolta gets kudos for listening to a lot of the complaints about the D7 and fixing them. At a list price of $1,099, the D7i will represent a pretty darn good value as well.

Keep abreast of other developments at CeBIT 2002 in Hanover here.

Rollei has announced a new digital SLR, the d530 Flex. It's a 5 megapixel model with a 40-120mm equivalent lens. Feh. Unless there's something very special about it that the specs don't show, it won't even stack up to the Olympus E-series.

Here's an interesting page that features some highly customized Bit Char Gs, including this Z28 Camaro. It's in Japanese for the most part, but non-readers could still benefit from the pictures.

Here's an interesting new take on the traditional wrist rest for mousing ... the mouse bean features a split pad that does not compress the nerve running down the middle of the wrist. I may just have to try one of these things for work

Here's something to keep you busy while I'm gone. It's a Flash Rubik's Cube. If you get stuck, try these techniques, developed by a Rubik's Cube master.

Piss off

Pop queen Britney Spears fled for cover after having urine thrown at her as she filmed a TV ad.The star was bombed with buckets of urine by angry neighbours as she sang on location in the early hours of the morning, according to the News of the World.

And with that, I'm going to piss on out of here ...

MONDAY, 3/11/2002, 11:Ish pm HST by Penfold

Coming soon, all my Montreal pics.

Art done in Photoshop 5.5, and this is a photoediting program.

Mix Pulp Fiction with the Phantom Menace and you get this.

Extra service

NEW YORK -- For someone who helps couples break up for a living, Nancy Dunaetz is quite a romantic.

The California divorce attorney actually "gives something back" to her clients by working to find them new spouses.

Hard times don't last, but hard guys apparently do.

The dot.com bust effects everyone, even the hookers, or how the truly smart can prosper, no matter how strange.

Hockey times

Hockey times for the week of 3/11/02.

• ESPN2-21 Tue, Mar 12, 2002 2:30 PM "Philadelphia Flyers at Toronto Maple Leafs"
• ESPN2-21 Tue, Mar 12, 2002 11:00 PM "Chicago Blackhawks at Phoenix Coyotes"
• ESPN-22 Wed, Mar 13, 2002 3:00 PM "Boston Bruins at New York Rangers"
• FOXW2-42 Wed, Mar 13, 2002 5:30 PM "Pittsburgh Penguins at Anaheim Mighty Ducks"
• ESPN-22 Wed, Mar 13, 2002 10:00 PM "Boston Bruins at New York Rangers"
• ESPN2-21 Thu, Mar 14, 2002 2:30 PM "Buffalo Sabres at Philadelphia Flyers"
• ESPN2-21 Thu, Mar 14, 2002 5:30 PM "St. Louis Blues at Los Angeles Kings"
• FSWH-41 Thu, Mar 14, 2002 5:30 PM "St. Louis Blues at Los Angeles Kings"
• ESPN2-21 Thu, Mar 14, 2002 11:00 PM "Buffalo Sabres at Philadelphia Flyers"
• FOXW2-42 Fri, Mar 15, 2002 5:30 PM "Chicago Blackhawks at Anaheim Mighty Ducks"
• KITV-6 Sat, Mar 16, 2002 10:00 AM

MONDAY, 3/11/2002, 4:00pm HST by Raul

To anyone who follows University of Hawaii football, this should be one of the funniest bumper stickers ever. Indeed, June would.

It's an event that has happened only once a season in the past three years, but only seven times EVER -- a goalie scored! San Jose Sharks goalie Evgeni Nabokov scored an empty-netter in the waning seconds of a 7-4 victory over the Vancouver Canucks.

In other NHL news:

• This season's hottest rookie, Atlanta's Ilya Kovalchuk, will miss the rest of the season with a dislocated shoulder. I wonder if he can still win the Calder?
• Lindros is injured again

For all you Trek-o-philes out there, here's the latest starship simulator -- Star Trek Bridge Commander, where you literally take the conn.

This site went down for a while so I didn't post it back when it was perhaps a bit more relevant. The Encyclopedia Potterica is your resource for definitions of all things Harry Potter.

Data security?

SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) -- By monitoring the flashes of LED lights on electronics equipment and the indirect glow from monitors, scientists in the United States and the United Kingdom have discovered ways to remotely eavesdrop on computer data.