Starting today, at a theater near you, its Steve and Terri Irwin, as themselves in the Crocodile Hunter movie. Movie trailers available here.

Assorted facts and tidbits about pop music songs.

Remember the Tokenasians story about Gregor Fucka? Well he's back in the news and wants to play for the Indiana Pacers.

And as a side note, he probably won't be able to get a MS Passport (Hotmail) userid.

THURSDAY, 7/11/2002, 1:Ish pm HST by Penfold

Sloth, sloth is good.

When you have nothing else to do, watch corn grow here.

Also available are the soy-cam and the cow milking-cam.

Need a new pet? Tired of the normal cat and dog? How about a mini-cow.

DUFly

SAN FRANCISCO -- An air passenger who jokingly questioned whether the plane's pilots were sober was removed from an Americas West flight Monday, one week after two of the airline's pilots were arrested in Miami on charges of operating an aircraft while drunk.

TUESDAY, 7/9/2002, 10:Ish am HST by Penfold

Free cheesey bread, free.

Humpers of the wold unite and and proudly show that you hump things.

New vases from Tokenasians.com's favorite vase store.

eBay buys Paypal. I guess the old internet adage holds true: if you can't beat 'em, buy 'em.

Some vegans say Free the bees from their oppression.

And for you am I _blank_ or not peoples, am I annoying or not.

MONDAY, 7/8/2002, 1:55am HST by Raul

Here's a game with fairly nice graphics but simple gameplay: Ultimate Soccer Showdown is a game that has nothing to do with soccer except for the characters and the tournament format. It's a fighting game. For those of you into more peaceful games try this one:

A mellow, relaxing game that has you catching bees (and other things) in soap bubbles: Bubble Bees. Be sure to turn the volume on. I have no idea how to get those high scores.

Since Penfold can't keep up:

• Defenseman Oleg Tverdovsky, forward Jeff Friesen and prospect Maxim Balmochnykh go to New Jersey, and Anaheim gets winger Petr Sykora, defenseman Mike Commodore, goaltender Jean-Francois Damphousse, and prospect Igor Pohanka. Major dealage. We could see a Sykora - Oates - Kariya line.
• Billy Guerin signs with the Stars. The Stars also sign Scott Young in an attempt to re-capture the brilliance he and Pierre Turgeon shared two seasons ago.
• Mike Richter re-signs with the Rangers.
• Teemu Selanne re-signs with the Sharks with a $6.5 million deal this season, and $6.5 next year at the player's option.
• Kelly Buchburger signs with the Coyotes.

This game is similar to Lemmings ... Roadies has you moving mindless roadies around the stage by placing objects in their paths. Kind of fun / funny.

If you've never heard of the Wilhelm, it's basically a very famous scream sound bite that as found its way into many movies, some very famous, throughout the years. Read about it and hear it here and here.

This concept caused a little stir around the Web a few days ago. Warchalking is hobo signs for the tech-happy, basically a way to mark wireless access points for other wireless enthusiasts to find. Netstumbler helps you from there.

• The Neat Sheet. I actually have a couple of these and they are pretty cool alternatives to a tarp for certain uses.
• Clonaid, the first human cloning company. From Gspot.
• Fantasy Doctor, toys for the budding physician in the family. Also along the same lines: Limbs and things, products for diagnostics and minor surgery.
• Handheld game museum. From Gspot.

No, not the kind of public bathrooms in the seedy part of town, but the kine Penfold cut unceremoniously in the side of his case. How to install a 120mm case fan somewhat stylishly.

For anyone who might be wondering if TA is dying, never fear, I'm just on an extended break for moving. That's right, Raul bought himself a little piece of the 'aina and soon enough the TA posting station will be relocated there. Until then you'll have to deal with Penfold, who can no longer post a hockey schedule and call it content.