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SUNDAY, 7/20/2003, 9:Ish pm HST by Penfold
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Hockey happens
In hockey news, Sergei Fedorov signs with the Anaheim Mighty Ducks, this coming on the heels of the Ducks signing Vaclav Prospal. Looks like Anaheim is going to try hard not to being next season's SJ or Carolina.
While this provides a potent scoring line of Prospal, Fedorov, and Sykora, combined with most of Anaheim's D returning, will it be enough?
Also in hockey news, next year's schedule is out, so plan your hockey pilgrimages.
Big green schlong
SHOCKED six-year-old Leah Lowland checked out a mystery bulge on her Incredible Hulk doll — and uncovered a giant green WILLY.
Curious Leah noticed a lump after winning the monster, catchphrase “You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry,” at a seaside fair.
And when she peeled off the green comic-book character’s ripped purple shorts, she found the two-inch manhood beneath them.
Check it out here.
Random site
While meandering the web looking for a way to make taco salad shells, I came across this rant about Taco Bell. They fuck you over in the drive-thru.
Pot content
FAIRBANKS -- A Superior Court judge dismissed a man's marijuana conviction, ruling that the Alaska Constitution guarantees the right to possess marijuana for personal use in the home.
Since this is an interpretation of the AK state constitution, I doubt the US Supreme Court would have any say in this. Basically, if the state doesn't want to enforce its own pot laws,
it's up the the Feds to do it (when was the last time you saw a Fed bust for a gramer?). Hit up the full story here.
Also in the news, the Hawaii Marijuana Party is out to obtain signatures to get on the 2004 ballot.
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