SATURDAY, 9/30/2000, 8:45pm HST by Raul

Got mine, got yours? Well NHL 2001 has officially arrived in the islands, although as of this writing the only place to get it seems to be Waikele CompUSA. Why they didn't bring it to the town store is beyond me. A review is forthcoming, once I figure the damn thing out.

Clear Cube crack

Apple does seem to be having problems with its PowerPC G4 Cube. Not only has the tiny desktop machine not been selling as well as the company had hoped, but Apple's customer services department is being bombarded by concerned customers questioning the Cube's build quality.

It was just the chili

NEW YORK (Reuters) -- The former head of New York's public hospital system was cleared on Thursday of allegations that he set off stink bombs on two TWA international flights.

Beware the blue bandit

LOS ANGELES -- Blue Screen of Death, or BSOD as he is known on the streets, is wanted in the murder of overclocker Lee Ning. This is the fourth known overclocker death attributed to the notorious BSOD. Police describe the suspect as blue with white text, between 13.4" to 19.6" diagonal and consider him extremely dangerous.

SATURDAY, 9/30/2000, 10:58am HST by Penfold
The "Mad News Posting" Edition

This was sent to me by a friend who got it from another friend, so I can not verify it truthfullness. Proposing online is one thing but this is completely odd. Check the story here.

See Kyle from [H]ardocp live on video talking about how to oc your vid card here. Kyle really does look like a wus.

Hehe, this is truer than you think. Check out this problem solving flow chart next time you're in your wage slave job here. Requires a PowerPoint compatible reader. Brought to you by Tess.

Hot and heavy furniture humping. Visit at your own risk.

The following quote from The Register. We are also suave,debonair, and good looking. Check out the story here.

Sound Familiar?

It's true that the scoring and hitting are turbo-charged and unrealistic - as in previous versions - but computer teams have a habit of tallying numerous cheap goals over the course of a game. So while you work your tail off trying to complete a good breakout or give-and-go, the computer simply dumps a fluttering shot in from outside the blue line and scores - repeatedly. What's more, this will often happen immediately after you score a goal to tie or take the lead.

COntest winners will be announced soon.

SATURDAY, 9/30/2000, 1:30am HST by Raul

Okay contest over, we're mulling the results. Penfold claims he is going to drop the news bomb later this morning, so stay tuned.

FRIDAY, 9/29/2000, 7:50am HST by Penfold
The "No New Content" Edition

Raul, if he does get that geforce2, will be competing for the l33t3st box amongst the boys. Seanniesean, you'd better get upgrading before he steals that title from you.

My caption for the Al Gore pic just below this is, "She had the biggest hooters". Speaking of Al Gore captions, today is the LAST day for you to enter our tokenasians caption contest. So get entering. Raul and I are going to be looking for a prize while we get our copies of NHL2001.

FRIDAY, 9/29/2000, 2:03am HST by Raul
Today's the day (NHL 2001 comes out).

Be happy I didn't use this picture for the contest. I seriously think that the AP photogs that get these photos let the motor drives rip throughout the whole speech, just to come up with images like these:

Pure cheese

WASHINGTON (Reuters) -- Au revoir, Roquefort! So long, Emmenthal Swiss! Nice knowing you, farmhouse Cheddar! And Parmigiano Reggiano -- it's been grate, but stay off the spaghetti.

Man who ever knew that cellular phones could be used for so many things? Thanks to The Register for this one.

I'm sure you have all seen Casino (if you haven't, kick yourself 50 times and call yourself a "Jew motherfuck"). Well here's the guy Robert Deniro's character Sam "Ace" Rothstein was based on: Frank "Lefty" Rosenthal!

FOR SALE section is back.

THURSDAY, 9/28/2000, 2:58pm HST by Penfold
The "I got off Work Early" Edition

After playing so much EA Sports hockey, I never knew there were other. Check out the review of Fox Sports NHL 2000 here.

The FDA announced today their approval of the controversial abortion drug RU-486. Pro-Lifers have been fighting against the approval of this drug. Read about the story here. While all this was going on, the drug companies were secretly working on the new, improved version, RU-AMDK62.

Mildly amusing, but who is the one on the bottom? Taken from cr0bar at detonate.net

Thinking about a car mp3 player? Check out a review of the Aiwa one. Kenwood also makes a car mp3 player, though I haven't seen any reviews execpt this one which comes from the Kenwood site. I'd call it more of a Kenwood ad than a real review.

Hmmm, this is an interesting way to get votes. I wonder if that would work here? Check out the story here.

THURSDAY, 9/28/2000, 7:48am HST by Penfold
The "I'm Going to be Late for Work" Edition

Remember Bust a Groove? Wanted to play Dance Dance Revolution but never made it to Korea. Check out the PC version here. Unfortunately it doesn't have the Jpop music anymore.

Picking up women online, who'd have thought it. Those of you who remember Saimin know what I'm talking about. I think Fordman was the chatroom mack daddy for a while. Read about it here.

THURSDAY, 9/28/2000, 3:30am HST by Raul
The "Penfold crashed so I'm posting" edition

Barry backs Bulletin bidder Black

HONOLULU -- A federal judge today selected Canadian publisher Black Press Ltd. as the sole qualified bidder for the Honolulu Star-Bulletin.

Is it just me, or is Byteware's site a complete rip of Motherboards.com? I mean, they didn't even bother to change the colors!

Just started the DEALS feature in the left-side column. We will endeavor to keep it stocked with the latest bargains to spend your hard-earned cash on. Click the DEALS banner to submit any deals you might find.

WEDNESDAY, 9/27/2000, 11:20am HST by Raul

Geez, what do I have to do, hold your hands? FREE SHIT! ENTER THE CONTEST! Enter as many times as you like!

The picture above is A'o Rodenhurst at the first meeting of the newly-appointed OHA board. Sorry, it's totally un-PC. But if you get it, then you almost Hawaiian, brah. Can you believe I found this picture AFTER I posted the Gore contest? She's actually there to speak against the presence of Charles Ota, the first non-Hawaiian trustee. There, public purpose.

Now this is funny shit. The scary thing is that it was a for-real part of the University of Texas at Dallas online TA manual. Thanks PenIsMightier.com for that one.

The embers of Napster still burn

Full-scale Register raid!

WASHINGTON -- US Representative Rick Boucher (Democrat, Virginia) introduced a bill, called the "Music Owners' Listening Rights Act of 2000", in the House Monday which would protect a downloadable audio database from copyright infringement complaints if it were accessible only to people who had previously purchased the music in another format. In other words, if they behaved just like MP3.com.

At least it's not another gangbang

NEW YORK -- A catscrap is raging in the US between two females claiming the title of the world's Most Downloaded Woman. Danni Ashe, famed owner of adult site Danni's Hard Drive and one of the blondes involved in the battle, gives The Register her side of the story as well as an insight into the lucrative world of cyberporn.

I finally got around to starting the Tokenasians.com SETI team! Go here for the full breakdown and to download the client.

WEDNESDAY, 9/27/2000, 7:58am HST by Penfold
The "Raul Finds the Weirdest Content" Edition

Does it get much odder? Pr0n and news, who would have thunk it. Don't believe me, check it out here.

TUESDAY, 9/26/2000, 10:18pm HST by Penfold
The "I can't Believe I'm Home so Early" Edition

After all this reality show crap that we're forced to endure, here's one that I'd actually watch. I have some friends who could probably qualify for this contest. Read about the contest here.

Parents want more sex ed in school? I agree, what we really needed back in 8th grade was some real hands on, live action, hard core sex ed classes. Some how I don't think Iolani would have condoned that kind of sex ed. Read the article here.

And I though someone squeezing the Charmin was my only problem when I worked at Times. This guy was out of control. As someone who had to deal with people like these, I say summary execution is proper. Read the story here.

TUESDAY, 9/26/2000, 2:45p HST by Raul Repost!

Posted a new article, NHL 2001 First Impressions. Now updated with screenshots throughout. Go check out the eye candy.

TUESDAY, 9/26/2000, 12:20pm HST by Raul

I stumbled across these pictures and just had to take the opportunity. Gore and Lieberman just love to strike funny poses. But not to leave our Republican friends out of the fun, here's Bush n' Dick, by someone much more skilled at distortions than I.

Here we go, another independent film hosted by Icebox.com. It's called Pop Star Preschool. A little lacking in the originality or brilliance department, but should be good for a laugh or two. In some ways, though, little Marshall reminds me of a little baby Cartman or something. Hmm right now the link seems a little fuddy. Let me know if it doesn't work for you and I'll pull this link.

Another kind of marathon

SYDNEY (Reuters) - Athletes at the Sydney Olympics are snapping up free condoms. Some 25,000 have been handed out since the Olympic village opened on September 2, two weeks before the start of the Games.

TUESDAY, 9/26/2000, 11:58am HST by Penfold
The "I'm Never Going to Work 36 hours in a Week Again" Edition

Enter the contest people, I promise, we have a really good prize in mind (if Egghead comes through).

Hard times coming for Raul. Personally, I think tequila is the nastiest stuff in the world. Check about the possible agave shortage here.

MONDAY, 9/25/2000, 2:30am HST by Raul

The images above are a reminder of just what happens when someone thinks they are bad and confuses their Honda Civic with a performance car. These idiots were racing, witnesses say, at around midnight Saturday night, on the Pali Highway. These images were taken by a Star-Bulletin staffer, so I am casting this article as a PSA so that I can feel morally OK with using these pics.So DON'T BE A FUCKIN' PUNKALINGUS. You might not be as lucky as these wannabe racerboys who got ejected from their piece of shit Civic onto the side of the road. Or is that a CRX? Who cares?

Hawaii Online Grocery rocks

DJ Lemur has tried this online company and gives us her two cents:

Hawaii Online Grocer was cool. They delivered a 10 lb. bag of potatoes and 5 cans of spinich to my door. I ate lots of potatoes and spinich for lunch that day. The delivery guy smiled at me. That was fun. Rock on New York. Rock on Chicago.

At first I thought this was a joke, but apparently it isn't. It's an advice column written by an Asian millionaire businessman, Dr. Stanley Ho. I must say that after reading all these base-interest sites like Stileproject, I find Dr. Ho's perspectives to be refreshing. Go check it out for yourself. Question is, what is it a "Paid Advertisement" for?

SUNDAY, 9/24/2000, 11:56am HST by Penfold
The "Psudeo-Pr0n" Edition

Prostitution or therapy, you decide. I guess it depends if you're getting any sexual surrogate therapy or not. Maybe I should open a business called the "Sexual Surrogate Body Shampoo" in Century Center. For those interested in further prurient readings, check the Fox News Sex archive here.

I wouldn't be depressed anymore if I could orgasm by yawning. Check out the side effects of some popular anti-depressant here. Makes me want to sleep less.

Image from foxnews.com

Read about Al "Deep Tongue" Gore's latest endorsement here.

OT post

I really, really hope that this is a parody. But for those who shit sunbeams, this is your web page. Taken from cr0bar at Detonate.net.

I think Lily Kahumoku could kick both our asses, better watch out Raul.