Play pong like it's never been played before, on the side of a building. Too bad it's in Berlin. Also available for loveletters.

I tried to pick the most non offensive chocolate candy on the site.

More flash strangeness. A celebrity spank with fish.

Ebay wife

A 24-year-old internet entrepreneur is auctioning herself as a wife, with a £250,000 reserve price.

FRIDAY, 12/14/2001, 12:30pm HST by Raul

This is one of the most useful sites I've run into in a while. It's a comprehensive listing of startup applications along with advice about whether they are needed or not. These are the files listed in MSCONFIG that you can pick and choose from for selective startup.

It's a sign of the times. Mark Fiore, a fairly widely published political cartoonist, has a Web site with Flash political cartoons. Many seem to come from a fairly liberal angle, but they are entertaining for sure. His paper cartoons are on display there as well. Oh yeah for the terrorist Flash bit above, click here. Submitted by Dr. Mikee.

In another extensive political statement, the XXX Rated Bible catalogs excerpts from the Good Book that address decidedly adult subjects.

Here's an Internet Explorer tip that I have never seen on the Web. Keywords: un-alphabetized IE favorites, IE favorites sorted by date, unsorted IE favorites. If you've ever changed your IE favorites to "sort by name" or have noticed that they started to sort themselves by name, you've noticed that favorites you add subsequently also automatically insert themselves in alphabetical order. Which may leave you wondering, how do you revert to the normal mode, in which new favorites are added at the end of the list according to date? You just grab any bookmark and move it so as to break the alphabetical order, and it will revert. This tip brought to you by Raul.

THURSDAY, 12/13/2001, 11:Ish pm HST by Penfold

Chicken Parm.

Mix one part v8 and one part Ford Focus, and put it all together in a kit.

Take a look at this page, espicially if you use Internet Explorer.

Some internet games here (memory) and here for those people with too much time on their hands.

THURSDAY, 12/13/2001, 3:00am HST by Raul

Here's a funny little Flash animation that starts out, innocently enough, with a game of pong. Good for a shit and a giggle.

Remember that comedian, Steven Wright? Whatever happened to him? At least you can still find his jokes around. Click here for a Random Steven Wright joke.

That there is a tobacco smoking device called the Bukket. I'm not all that sure how it works, or if it's even a very good idea.

WEDNESDAY, 12/12/2001, 9:Ish pm HST by Penfold

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

While more of Gspot type content, see video of the newest HK rifle, the g11 here.

Now this is going a bit far, Rate my Stang.

WEDNESDAY, 12/12/2001, 2:30am HST by Raul

They did it ... so you don't have to! This page is all about microwaving things you probably shouldn't microwave. Complete with video.

Well, HST filed his piece on the Honolulu Marathon. Typical HST fare, I suppose.

The original page was reportedly a party invitation, and doubtless brought mirth to countless souls in need of it. Enter Dancing properly: Advanced session, the sequel.

Wow, Jim Rome really stuck it to BYU. I guess that's not too surprising. Submitted by Jui.

Leave it to the Japanese to come up with a game about poking people in the ass.

Look, it's RuPaul's blog.

Hey, the Serious Sam sequel demo is out. Just 110MB.

TUESDAY, 12/11/2001, 11:Ish pm HST by Penfold

Members, check the members section for party info.

Patati, Chips, Pommes Frites, and good old french fries. Check out the French Fry page here.

Something very very strange.

Little bits of spare content. Arnold will make Terminator 3 and there's supposed to be a solar eclipse Friday morning.

Hockey Times

Hockey times for the week of December 9, 2001. Just slightly late.

• ESPN-22 Wed, Dec 12, 2001 3:00 PM "Regional Games: New York Islanders at New Jersey Devils or St. Louis Blues at Chicago Blackhawks"
• ESPN-22 Wed, Dec 12, 2001 10:00 PM "Regional Games: New York Islanders at New Jersey Devils or St. Louis Blues at Chicago Blackhawks"
• ESPN2-21 Thu, Dec 13, 2001 2:30 PM "Boston Bruins at Washington Capitals"
• ESPN2-21 Thu, Dec 13, 2001 5:30 PM "Vancouver Canucks at Los Angeles Kings"
• FSWH-41 Thu, Dec 13, 2001 5:30 PM "Vancouver Canucks at Los Angeles Kings"
• ESPN2-21 Thu, Dec 13, 2001 11:00 PM "Boston Bruins at Washington Capitals"
• FOXW2-42 Fri, Dec 14, 2001 5:30 PM "Columbus Blue Jackets at Anaheim Mighty Ducks"
• Sat, Dec 15, 2001 5:30 PM "Columbus Blue Jackets at Los Angeles Kings"

MONDAY, 12/10/2001, 10:Ish pm HST by Penfold

Party coming soon.

For the preserved meat freaks out there (you know who you are).

WHO / WHAT is the AfroSquad? The question running through the minds of hoes, G-men, Catholic high school girls in trouble, bail bondsmen and hot little cookiebakin' housewives everywhere...

The Answer: We are your funky guardians on the internet. Can't find the funk you need to rock your party right or get in the trunk you desire? We've got it. Looking to enrich your arsenal of pimpordinance in an effort to increase the flow your stable retrieves? Look no further.

Check them out here.

Submitted by Bluebell.

Introducing the Hello Kitty laptop.

Aibo pr0n

DATELINE -- Comfortably seated behind the two-way mirror, Shukan Jitsuwa's reporter describes a young woman in her early twenties, obviously fond of animals, who beckons Vibe-inu to snuggle on her, er, lap and burrow in. Soon she is emitting purrs of delight.

MONDAY, 12/10/2001, 2:00pm HST by Raul

Good lord, we got semi-[H]ardOCP'd. Traffic is significantly up, but not enough to kill our bandwidth quota; it wasn't a front-page mention. If you are visiting from the [H], welcome!

This is kind of a neat little Web app, a license plate maker for any state, for any plate, past or present (exclusing some very recent special plates).

This is kind of an interesting project. Teach the Stupid Sausage give you a chance to teach words to well ... a sausage. Hop on over.

You've seen them all over, stuck to bathrooms walls across the nation. But what are these devices called "diaper changing stations"really for?

Geekgirl has revisited GR, doing a complete article on using the Ghost Recon AI. I disagree about taking snipers, but *shrug*. And later, trip on over to Plantrainbowsix's Ghost Recon arm for another resource site.

SUNDAY, 12/9/2001, 5:00pm HST by Raul

Headed on down to the UH-BYU game, and after some downright obscene traffic and missing the first UH touchdown, we settled in for the 72-45 scoring frenzy. QB Nick Rolovich set all kinds of records as elated UH fans repeatedly stood up in front of me, blocking the best shots. The shots I DID get can be found in a gallery here.

Tally whacker

BACOLOD, Philippines (Reuters) - A 32-year-old Filipino farmer who believed his penis was driving him to sin sliced it off with a machete in a fit of religious fervor, family members and doctors said on Friday.

Relatives said they found the former security guard lying on the floor, covered in blood and with a portion of his penis missing when they went to his hut on Negros island in the southern Philippines on Monday.

Also from Iwon: Dying Pot Smoker Sues Store for Reporting Him.

Looks like it was true, Hunter S. Thompson is in town. We'll see what comes out of it. From Jui.